Audition for my first part in a mini film

This morning I am on my way to an audition for a part in a mini film!

Wow things are really changing. I have been told the part best suited to myself would be Adam of Phil. As those are the two funniest characters.

Great stuff I thought as I jumped onto the tube and headed for Chiswick.

I get to the audition location and have a read of the characters Adam and Phil.

I can’t believe it.…turns out Adam and Phil own an Antique shop.…wow how exciting.….o hang on…they are also lovers…and on Wednesdays they are also full on swingers!.….with aims of dragging innocent victims back to their house for the swing of their lives!!!!!

Funny yes.…possibly not me, double yes.…Like I said I couldn’t believe it, a good friend of mine (who had written and was casting for this short film) thought I’d be best suited to a homosexual sex hungry swinger role! He must have thought I was a seriously good actor.……or.……

Sadly being straight, happily married and with a little baby. My dreams of becoming a homosexual, sex hungry swinger were clearly behind me, (no pun intended) Therefore instead of waiting for 4 hours to audition for a part, I don’t really think I could pull off. I thank them and left.

I had wondered why he kept failing to send me the script before hand.

Dan Tambling is a stand-up comedian, sketch comedy writer, actor and producer of ‘12 sketches in a London house’. This is his blog.

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